Cupcake

One time, X-Tine gave me a pair of light blue and pink underwear with a cupcake on the crotch and lace around the edges. Also, they said "Cupcake" on the butt all bootylicious-like. The point of this story is that sometimes, when I miss X-tine, I wear them.

did I mention how amazing

christine is hilarious after operations...

(that one's kind of long, so I've included the one below in case you only have a few minutes...)

Love you, Xteen!!

christine likes to do nothing sometimes

And she does nothing with me. Entertaining me as we risk our lives to eat free Thai food and rock climb.

xtine is the shit.

Breakfast in Bed

This morning I woke up around 5:15ish to find a two liter of D.Coke in my bed with a delightful note attached to it. Thanks Xtine, you da bessst.

Aooooogah!

Darling X-tine is having arm surgery Friday because a hobo stabbed her with an ice pick...or maybe she stabbed herself with an awl. You can never know.

This means she can't use her right arm, and I get to help her with really fun things, like putting her hair in a top knot.

Mostly she just keeps making weird noises and talking about crotches. Aoooogah!

Congratulations!

"You and I and Denzil are throwing Heather a bridal shower. And it's going to be as inappropriate as possible. Both of them don't know this yet, but I just got a stroke of genius and decided it would be out of control. Because that is very necessary. The more out of control the better. I'm getting a stripper ...for the occasion. Or more like the entire cast from Thunder from Down Under. I hope Denzil is in and Heather has to be, she doesn't have a choice, and if she says she isn't, we'll surprise her."

Thanks mom

This morning, X-tine found me in class before my final started. She asked me if I had eaten, and then handed me a breakfast burrito.