She's hilarious-even when she's dying

"Beware of the revenge of Osaka!" After a food poisoning relapse. Poor Christine.

Breakfast of Champs

I got plenty of sleep last night, but for some reason did not manage to wake up until 10:30 this morning... Christine woke up shortly after I did.....then we had brownies and pizza for breakfast.

:On Dating

"Next date I go on, I'm having an allergic reaction...then he has to buy me stuff."

Great Sex, Vol. 1

and I quote....

"Alright, let's have this conversation."
-Christine Armbruster